The GREATEST picture ever taken of my parents.

When the cloud in the sky starts to pour

And your life is just a storm you're braving
Don't tell yourself you can't lean on someone else
Cause we all need saving sometimes

And she would change everything, everything just ask her.
Caught in the in-between, a beautiful disaster,
And she just needs someone to take her home.

Day 3 of my magnet following was fairly uneventful. It's surprisingly difficult to find someone to parachute you off of a plane thousands of feet off the ground when you live in Minnesota. SURPRISE! SO, I am going to say my scary adventure was eating food before my hour was up after the fluoride was painted on my teeth

Wow. I'm actually ashamed I just posted this?? Hahaha hopefully I will do something life-threatening tomorrow

XOXO

B

Belly Buttons, Sorbet, and George

Once upon a time,

there was a girl named Bridget who had a lot to say

So one day while frolicking through the internet, she discovered a BLOG site

On this blog, she began to record her summer adventures and her conquests overcoming a fear a day.

Bahahahaha lame. Can you tell I've been watching Sydney White this evening?

ANYWHOOOOO

My fear of the day...bellybuttons. Okay, I believe they are absolutely disgusting and pointless unless you are a baby thing. But ick on a stick!!!!

So to do one thing that I was afraid of, I decided to poke my bellybutton. I did it and I can guarantee it will never happen again (I'm an innie by the way!)

I hope you noticed my photo of George at the opening of this blog. I LOVE GEORGE. He says the greatest things and he's so cute when he tries to tie knots!

Plus I mean...who isn't attracted to tiger ties and knee-high socks??!!!!!!!

Answer: NO ONE.

Disagree??? You are lying! ;)

Gurkin: You can't even make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide
George: I'm only one badge away!
[looks at his velcro shoes]
George: Knots are hard!

What musical to quote todayyyy????

How bout Camelot?!

Might be one of my pieces this year!

If ever I would leave you
It wouldn't be in summer.
Seeing you in summer I never would go.
Your hair streaked with sun-light,
Your lips red as flame,
Your face witha lustre
that puts gold to shame!

Pretty sure this is how we ALL feel in summer!! At least...I do?

McNiff, Table of 1 please.

Hey, so feel free to pull up a chair and join me!

XOXO

beeeeeeeeeeeridget

Summer Lovin'

Chatroulette, Snickerdoodles, and Skype

What happens when you invite TWO blondes over for a sleepover???

A WHOLE HECK OF A FRICKIN' LOT

Jessica: "My parents taught me manners not morals."

Emily: "At dance I kept thinking about how excited I was to come and drink a coke, I didn't really care about seeing you guys...."

"It's all fun and games till I f**k Justin Beiber."

So as we basically became fat on Em's cookies and my mom's party in a bowl, we made lots of great friends on chatroulette and skype.

WOW.

LIES.

I can honestly say chatroulette is one of the scariest experiences ever. If I see one more man do dirty business on there I will seriously freak.

People are so weird!!!!!!!

Random fact of the day: Nub: one who sucks at a particular video game, they are not new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Words of Wisdom

Don't sing to strangers on Skype.

Don't look at people on Chatroulette.

My new summer goal:

So while at my friend's house today I found this magnet with a super duper cool message.

DO ONE THING EVERYDAY THAT SCARES YOU

Being the intelligent female I am, I have decided to listen to an inanimate object.

Cool.

Day one....experienced chatroulette

Yeah...I'm gonna say that counts

Feel free to post your scary moments if you actually do this with me

XOXO

SO

Assuming you possess a computer and are a literate human being you can now read my thoughts!!

SCARY. But exciting!

Here on this blog thingamajig I hope to make you: Laugh, Cry, or do the rational thing...

Pee your pants (no promises on this one..my humor is an acquired taste?)

No the last one isn't rational...but who decides what is anyway??!

I just love changing the colors on this thing! Okay but issue A, the name of my blog blog bloggity blog

Honestly it sounds a smidge cheesy but I quite like it. Probably because it's what I do 90% of my time

Just ask all the people I've managed to annoy by becoming distracted in an in-depth conversation (shoutout to J. Bassett)

B) I love my mom. Those of you who know her know she is quite remarkable. She is the only mama I know who can still do a herkey at age 46 in a dark parking lot for the enjoyment of my friends. Willingly. Also, she attempts to sing songs from my shows...which she is currently doing now to distract me from writing this. (One Boy is currently echoing through my living room)

C) While watching one of my favorite movies ever today I found a fascinating question

"Did you ever stop to wonder how many bubbles there are in a bottle of soda?"

(can you guess where it's from?? THE one and only West Side Story)

We all know it's impossible to find the answer to said question...but what it implies means a lot to me today

Today, where I have been basically cyber-stalking the website of my theatre company

I think we all need to just take a deep breath and remember the important things in life

something I could definitely learn from

WELL

so I hope that was a deep and insightful thing you will remember even when you are elderly and as shriveled up as prune

Good luck with that ;)

XOXO